serp

Nickname of popular American whistleblowing cop that in the early 1970s exposed the corruption in the force by refusing to take a cut of cash frequently extorted from local criminals. See also serpico and the film Serpico, it has Pacino and it's pretty good.

"Serp, let's face it. Who can trust a cop who don't take money?"

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metroid-clamped-on-your-balls

the feeling an metroid newbie is supposed to get when playing metroid prime 2.

" (the game is pretty difficult). in fact, its just a smidge away from being too hard--newbies can expect a full-on, metroid-clamped-on-your-balls evisceration--but vets will undoubtedly enjoy the rich, meaty challenge."

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the valley

depending on where you go, you can find a run-down shack with 11 hispanic kids living alone, right next to a gated mansion worth $3 million. every night someone is running from the cops,being followed by a helicopter. ambulances are constantly blaring, and if you listen carefully, you can hear gunshots in the distance. and even though its so dangerous to live here, houses are expensive as all hell. one never knows what to expect when you live around here.

it may not be new york city, but its certainly interesting.

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the biz

show buisiness, baby. if you live in los angeles, i guarantee you have a connection.

i know the grandson of the creator of jag, ncis, and quantum leap. im connected, bitch.

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handjob

Discovered by men but stolen by the female species at a horrid attempt to bargain with the opposite sex by attempting to offer something as a treat, when in reality, it is something very ordinary, manipulated by evil girls to make you do chores or give them flowers.

"a handjob, that's a man job; but a blowjob? that's yo' job."

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bananas and fudge

1.)a delicious dessert consisting of a banana coated in delicious fudge, or
2.)a phrase that sounds infinitely dirty.

1a:dude, last night i had some bananas and fudge.
2a:awesome! was it delicious?

1b:dude, last night i had some bananas and fudge.
2b:eww, man, i dont need to hear that shit.

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crazyberries

berries grown on a plant not too far from the ugly tree, but not quite related. it is said that one who eats them will go crazy, or do crazy things.

holy shit! steve just poured a bottle of squeezy cheese on his head, took a dump on his cat, and masturbated to the view! he must have had a whole bowl of crazyberries for breakfast!

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