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Satan

Donald John Trump. The 45th president of The United States Of America. Singlehandedly divided America and basically created a cold Civil War between the democrats and republicans, corrupted the entirety of the right side, and further plans to ruin the USA's economy with project 2025.

He also runs his own cult of idiotic, brain dead soccer-moms and people who just generally kiss his orange ass. His followers are often reffered to as Trumpers.

Donald Trump is literally Satan

by all-hail-cthulhu July 26, 2024


Satan

Can be a multitude of definitions.

1: Someone who doesn't like chocolate.

2: A prison guard, aka "a Teacher"

3: Your mother in law

4: Those annoying spam bots on YouTube comments.

5: Nestlé

6: Donald Trump

7: Vegans

8: Yo mama.

Man 1: I just went to the store today, and I overheard Someone saying that they hated chocolate.

Man 2: Wow, sounds like you walked past Satan himself.

by all-hail-cthulhu December 29, 2023


Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift is a musical artist known for making over-synthesized music which sounds not great. She is also known for running her own online cult that will come to your house, kill you in your sleep, and drink your blood. These followers are called "Swifties" and are also known for never respecting other people's opinions on what classifies as "Good music."

The only known way to summon a swiftie is to say that Taylor Swift's music isn't good on twitter, facebook, instagram, snapchat, etc. You should never under any circumstances summon a swiftie in this manner, because they will find you, and they will kill you.

Me: Taylor Swift is way overrated and I think her music is really bad. I'm more into rock/metal music.

*Swiftie proceeds to come into my house and kill me all because I have opinions*

by all-hail-cthulhu July 25, 2024

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Sadness

Sadness is the feeling when you step in a puddle of water while wearing socks, but it can be felt in other situations such as when you're hungry but all the food you have needs to be cooked because your fatass ate all of the frozen foods.

Sadness is the worst

by all-hail-cthulhu December 1, 2024


Sadness

Sadness is when you step in a puddle of water while wearing socks, but it can be felt in other situations such as when you're hungry but all the food you have needs to be cooked because your fatass ate all of the frozen foods.

My morning was filled to the brim with sadness when I realized that I had stepped in a puddle of water with socks on.

by all-hail-cthulhu November 29, 2024