platypus

A metaphor used for whatever is holding you back or keeping you down. - from Phineas and Ferb.

Corporations are a platypus
The government's a platypus
Teachers are platypuses, or platypi, or platypeople?

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Shopper's ADHD

A condition characterized by a shopper who originally is looking for select items, yet ends up getting side tracked and buying other stuff.

Person 1: Dude, last night, I went shopping with my girlfriend. We planned on only buying bread, yet she also bought a ton of t shirts, a zillion new dresses, and several thousands of necklaces and earrings!
Person 2: She has Shopper's ADHD.

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redheadophilia

A condition characterized by a person's involuntary attraction to a redhead. This person may dream about this redhead for days on. Men are more commonly affected by this disorder than women. There is no cure for redheadophilia.

Patient: I saw a redhead on the street, suddenly, I started drooling and having sensual dreams about her.

Doctor: You have Redheadophilia. There is no cure, so you will have it the rest of your life.

Patient: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

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