starshot

Those weird ass little credit-card sized pictures, mostly of boyfriend-girlfriend but also of two best girl friends, that people in da ghetto hand out like candy. On the back the starshot is most commonly inscribed by something like:

heyy keisha dis ur girl kabrina! stay chil gurl wen u wana tlk just hit *** **** i got ur bak! xxx

Walk into any high school girl's bedroom and the mirror and walls will be invisible behind a wall of starshots.

In Napoleon Dynamite, Uncle Rico got a starshot done to look more 'official'.

My lil cousin ray ray gave me a starshot of him and his girlfriend chawntel it was sooo cuteee!

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terrible two's

No matter how old this kid is, they are always in their Terrible Two's when you have to babysit them.

Oh, you'll have to bear with Melanie - she's in her Terrible Two's.

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table girl

a usually tall, generically pretty, immaculately groomed girl who is invited to a table at a club because she will raise the status of the men who have booked the table. table girls are expected to take limited part in the socializing of the men but are generally expected to laugh along at jokes and talk with the other table girls and girlfriends.

they invited cassie to go out with them to the club not because of her personality but to be a table girl.

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get ignant

When a decent intelligent family lives in the inner city but occasionally when dealing with street, uneducated people in their daily lives, they are forced to 'get ignant' or go down to their level so they can survive.

Jawanda had to get ignant with Mary the other day over getting her son's baseball gloves back.

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you get it

When someone is telling one of those really long 'isn't it so weird when' stories, and no one can identify, and they go to one person in the group desperately and say, "You get it, right?'

Molly: Yeah, like, it's so weird when you're in the hot tub and you're looking up at the stars and you think, 'Hey, I could die right now, my grandma could be dead right now and I wouldn't even know.'

Everyone: ?

Molly: (grabs someone's arm) You get it, right? Like, it's the weirdest feeling...you get it, right?

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southeast

The worst area of any city, anywhere.

I live in southeast.

OMG!!

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keep fighting the good fight

praise for an act of individuality or integrity, or subversion of the system.

I don't buy popcorn at the movie theater, I always smuggle in rice cakes instead!

Alright man, keep fighting the good fight!

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