an eye that wanders or doesn't look in the same direction as the other
That girl has a wonky eye. Where is she really looking?
An ugly, busted girl whose face resembles that of a cicada. Her unfortunate visage is often accompanied by pubehead hair and a wonky eye
Eww, here comes Cicada Face! Get out of the way!
A shortened version of "obvious" or "obviously."
That girl is obvi 20 pounds overweight.
Are you going out tonight?
Obvi!!
Large, extremely puffy nipples on a guy
When it's cold outside, my canyon caps are out of control!