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Considered by many to be the worst place on the internet. This is not true, even though it has loli porn. The worst place on the internet is /gif/.
I saw a monkey getting tortured on /gif/. I'd rather browse /b/ for a week then go back to /gif/
A porn game in which you rub your dick in time with on screen prompts while various porn plays. If you cum you lose.
Instead of going outside I'm going to try to beat my high score in Fap Hero
A shitty and overrated book with an even shittier movie adaptation.
I read the Hunger Games and wanted to gouge my eyes out because it was so bad.
The nerdiest thing ever, if you explained it to someone from the 90s
Time traveler: *explains what a smartphone is*
90s guy: wait, so it's a computer that you carry with you? That's the nerdiest shit I've ever heard
(V.) The action of rubbing one's fingers on a birb
(pl. noun) Said rubbings of the finger
I gave my pet birb some scritches
I scritched my birb
A consoomer who is also a zoomer
"Did you hear that Jason spent $2,000 on v-bucks?"
"Yeah he's such a conzoomer"
Purposely not reading a Snapchat or other form of instant messaging for a period of time to make it seem that you are busy with other things besides waiting for them to text you. Not to be confused with leaving someone on read.
George: Dave didn't open my Snapchat for 5 minutes, even though he's doing literally nothing else
Hannah: Sounds like he's leaving someone unread.