mecro

A person who thinks that he/she's all that and morosely selfish.

John: Ha-ha! You guys suck! I'm the ultimate gamer of ALL TIME!
Gerald: No shittin' way, hype mecro. You fuckin' suck, nigga beat.
John: Suck your bottomless dick for all I care.
Gerald: Just as bottomless as your mama's tush, but let's not overplay that one.

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doop

An adjective for weirdos and geeks, it is a saying for one who was fooled by someone else.

Barry: I thought that stripper would fuckin' fuck me, yo.
Benjamin: Lol news flash! She was totally dooping on ya. Take notes next time for Christ's sakes!
Barry: You got a notepad? Exactly, you poor asshole.
Benjamin: Shut up, assed-out stoner with daily high bills.

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Masturmute

The action of muting your TV, phone, or other device to music videos with female artists/vixens gyrating, twerking, or just trying to act sexual before you masturbate like there's no tomorrow. Vice versa for females, gays, lesbians, etc.

Phone screen with Nicki Minaj twerking in "Anaconda": OH MY GOD, LOOK AT HER BUTT!

Average Joe: Let me just masturmute right now...

*He mutes the phone, obtains his lotion, squirts it upon his hands and rubs his dick up and down in a rapid motion*

Average Joe: That's right, Nicki. Get your cream all over your tits...mmmm.. *changes scene to her twerking in the camera* Oh, goddamn, make that fake ass shake like it's alive!!!

deeto

A weird homage to the expression "deet", a short term for detail.

Samantha: Whoa, you gave him the finger! Give me more of the deetos, fo'!

Douchette

A feminine term for 'douche': A woman/girl who's annoying to you so much.

Adam: Sunny, stop being such a douchette, and get a life.
Sunny: Um, I wouldn't be talking, 'cause you got shit in your pants.
Adam: What?? *looks down pants with brown spot* Well, this is embarrassing....

SYL

A text word for 'see ya later'.

A: Hey, i'm gonna go to the pub, SYL.
B: SYL, as I will go to the strip club.
C: SYL guys, 'cause I gotta go take a piss.

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wobro

A portmanteau of "woman", also meant for girls, and "bro", in synthetic terms.

*Jenny and Ashlyn is at Jenny's house, in her fashionable room, with Jenny trying out what dress to wear for the prom tonight and with Ashlyn being the judge* Jenny: Hey, does this prada dress make my ass look colossal?
Ashlyn*sarcastic and already wearing her peach dress-skirt*: Oh, yeah, sure, wobro, like your colossal
ass can take over the world.
Jenny*ponders*: But wouldn't it be great if it did? That'll be a great sight to see.
Ashlyn: *makes 0-0::: in response*