Briʔish

A stupid person's pronunciation of "British" The ʔ represents a glottal stop, which is the Cockney way of pronouncing the letter T in the middle of a word.

Uneducated Briʔish people don't pronounce the T.

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QTNS

An abbreviation of cuteness

Hannah: Check out this video of sneezing puppies.
Lauren: QTNS

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cancha

A lazy way of saying "can't you"

Cancha help me mow the lawn?

Grayfro

When old people have curly hair. Looks like a qtip.

I spent 10 minutes stuck driving behind this old lady with a grayfro.

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Texas Roadhouse

A chain of Texas themed steak restaurants (although it was founded in Indiana and it's currently based in Kentucky). It's known for its bread rolls and buckets of peanuts.

Texas Roadhouse is so much better than Outback Steakhouse.

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Hat

A logical way of saying “this” so the words “what” and “that” are consistent with the words “where”, “there”, and “here”.

Hat is my house right here.

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Autoincorrect

When your typing something correctly and you're phone changes it to make it wrong.

We we're sending a text message and autoincorrect changed it.
Autoincorrect can go to he'll.

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