rest in pee

What you say when a goldfish dies and you flush it down the toilet. Abbreviated RIP.

My goldfish died and I flushed him down the toilet this morning, RIP (that means rest in pee).

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¯\_☻_/¯

Another version of the shruggy face, but without the head tilt.

¯\_☻_/¯

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42069

The zip code for Melber, Kentucky.

If you live in Melber Kentucky, your zip code is 42069.

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Pornothology

The study of birds having sex

Watching videos of birds mating is considered pornothology

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Zooker

Short for bazooka

I just shot a zombie with my zooker

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Lightsaber

When a man shoves a glow stick up his urethra, and turns off the lights, so his erect penis will glow like a lightsaber.

I gave my man a lightsaber last night.

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Inkling

Somebody with a lot of tattoos

Lil Wayne is an inkling

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