frigging yourself

when a girl shoves something up their vagina (which isn't some guys dick) for pleasure

MOM WALKS INTO DAUGHTERS BEDROOM
MOM: "OMFG are you frigging yourself?!"
DAUGHTER: "YES NOW GET HE FUCK OUT OF HERE"
MOM: "yeah sure sure... but a quick hint, cucumbers are better then forks"
DAUGHTER: oh, thats a good idea. so whats for dinner later?
MOM: "salad, plus that secret seasoning on the cucumber you like *coughs* LESBIAN *coughs*

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