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A guy that looks mexican, but he's clearly salvadorian due to his height, or lack thereof. Frequents ratemyprofessors.com, in which he is constantly tearing down the various professors he has throughout his semester at community college. I think his dick is big too? He said so but I think he might be lying.
Damn Ivan, you got a BIG ol' dick and balls!
Someone with many enemies but it's okay because he's short. He is addicted to energy drinks that straight up taste like liquid candy, so much so that he may be going blind. He is a good friend...sometimes, and is terrible with human emotions. In short, a neurotic caffeine addict with a 20 inch cock. He will make anybody laugh sometimes.
Wow! Ivan sure has a human cock!
Ivan, How many fingers am I holding up?
I got railed by Ivan's human cock and am now hospitalized.