Lebanon

A small town in western Oregon. A place that has many many pot heads and meth addicts. On top of that, the teen population is forced to do stupid things such as drinking, because there are no activities due to a new Super WalMart and a growing number of retirement homes. Whoopie!
Known for "The Largest Strawberry Shortcake in the World" and its Strawberry Festival.

Moe: Hey, wanna go get some weed at "The Garden Shop" and stop off at WalMart?

Larry: Ok!

Curly: Hey, wait! They turned that garden shop into a retirement home!

Moe & Larry: Damn!

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