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smoogy

something thats really cute, cudly like, kissable,you just want to squeeze it!

Jason, you have a smoogy face!

by bRitt March 2, 2004

42πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


7 for all mankind

very expensive and cute jeans ranging from 90-200 dollars

Girl 1: Wow are those the new sevens?
Girl 2: Yeah i bought them yesterday!
Girl 1: Woah how much were they?
Girl 2: ummm around 165...
Girl 1: not bad!!

by bRitt March 5, 2005

61πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


jelly bracelets

to me jellies are just fashion i wear lots of them in every color yeah some of my friends are into the sexual meanings but me i think its gay..i'm a skater its just something to wear like a pair of jeans i mean if i wanted to have sex or anything i would do it b/c i felt ready and b/c i was ready not b/c one of my jellies got broke its really gay but here they mean
Red-lapdance
blue-oral sex
yellow-hug
hot pink-makeout
black-sex
clear-nothing
white-flash
orange-finger

i was at a party and someone broke one of my pink jellies and said its time to make out..i walked away sayin its not my style

by bRitt May 11, 2004

56πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


r-mack

- One who holds no real thoughts or opinons
- See: definition of Chav

To truely be an r-mack one must have a strong affinity for WARREN G, BONE THUGS + taking over parties.

An r-mack is always accompanied by THE SIDEKICK. The Sidekick is commonly referred to as "R-MACK'S LATEST ACCESSORY". Essentially, the Sidekick's sole purpose is to confirm everything an r-mack says (repeats what an r-mack says and adds a simple, "HA! YEAH!")
THE SIDEKICK IS THE 'TAILS' TO AN R-MAC'S 'SONIC.


AN r-mack can only display THREE facial expressions:

1. "It smells like crap in here"
2. "I...am...processing...thoughts"
3. "Someone left a roach on the floor!"

(this expression is only recognizable to the close observer; the blank look is still intact but the lips curl up .222 mm + the eyes often sparkle)

DON'T PANIC:
If you find yourself with someone you suspect to be an r-mack, do not panic, we are here to provide you with..

UNDERSTANDING YOUR R-MACK:
If an r-mack starts dancing, he is NOT just in the mood for dancing.
With this being said, keep a close eye on the intoxicated females (ages 11-19) ALWAYS look out for the ladies/tweens who have been drinking to avoid experiencing unprovoked licentious.
(I cannot stress this ENOUGH)


IN CONCLUSION:
an r-mack does not purposefully piss you off, it just kind of.. happens

perhaps it's..
the (lack of) expression
on his picassoesque face

the way he preys on young
or the way he objectifies women

his lack of tolerance, followed by face #1

OKAY, I could suggest a million reasons why women young + old feel their skin crawl + their insides ROT just by the mere mention of an r-mack.. BUT THEY WOULD ALL BE FALSE..

TRUTH IS.. the only way you will BEGIN to understand is witness an r-mack.
(the feeling in your gut, the rotting inside of you, the crawling of skin, the curdling of your blood, the bitter taste in your mouth)

BUT IN THE END YOU JUST HAVE TO LAUGH at how well an R-MACK REPRESENTS THE VALLEY.*

"He's repulsive, yet I cannot stop observing his odd mating habbits"
- STACE, 16

by bRitt January 27, 2005

33πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


From First To Last

Note: Sonny is 16 not 15. sorry. i'm picky. and he's fucking short. anyways, yeah "Me" is right.

sonny moore is 16 and quite nice.

by bRitt December 14, 2004

70πŸ‘ 127πŸ‘Ž


portfolio

Something extremely gay and pointles that Newark High School requires for graduation. Our superintendent, Mr. Sanders makes us do. He makes us do it so the high school looks good.

Portfolios blow ass!

by bRitt March 6, 2005

38πŸ‘ 43πŸ‘Ž


hard out

A word one uses in stead of hard core. Mainly used in New Zealand or Australia.

"Bro, that (insert event, song or whatever here) was hard out!"

by bRitt July 13, 2004

59πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž