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when a biology teacher has such fat sausage fingers that he can't type for shit.
It is also a word used by chavs to explain what ejaculates out of their micro-penis.
it was a cometing innit bruv.
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Comet. kom-it Noun.
1. A person that passes through your life repeatedly who is intense and awesome, and when gone you are still in contact with that person in some way but they are not a continuous partner.
I have found there is a hole in the poly lexicon. The term "play partner" doesn't fit non-casual partners. Play sounds trite. Some of these relationships can span years and even decades. Some are very deep, with a combination of intimacy, friendship, admiration, and shared history. Poly circles use the term "play and pause" which also doesn't fit many of my "comets" as I don't pause. Many I stay in touch with daily or weekly.
Some comets come by every 18 months when the schedules line up or, to continue the metaphor, when the stars align. I have even heard some use the term partner-partner. As in, "they are a partner but not like a partner-partner." This is an example of that awkward lack of a term for someone who is somewhere between fully in your life at all times and a casual play play partner, that you like, but don’t have an ongoing connection with.
Ana is excited to have her comet Fredrico visit because they have hot sex and a deep connection. This is despite him living in Granada Spain and focusing on his poetry, while Ana lives in Seattle with her primary.
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To comet a person (i.e. do the comet) means to fart in an isolated area but still near enough to people where you can walk amongst them and the tail end (or comet part of your fart) either still resonates or is still strong enough that they smell it, but the fact that it was you remains hidden because you did not pass wind directly in front of them; allowing you to deny it. The fact that it dissipates quickly also allows you to deny it since most farts stay in the area for a time. This technique should only be used someone you don't like.
"Yesterday I saw this guy who gave me some shit last week so I decided to comet him and he had no idea. You should have seen the look on his face as he tried to figure out where the smell came from!"
"Sometimes I comet a random bunch of people as I'm walking through the hall to my next class".
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A small icy body--usually only a few kilometers across--that orbits a star. Most comets orbit the Sun beyond the outermost planets in an enormous cloud known as the Oort cloud.
Like asteroids, comets are builders' rubble left over from the formation of the planets.
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A collection of marijuana resin from its build-up in pipes and bongs that is rolled into a ball for smoking later.
Wanna smoke a Comet? Wanna do some Comets? Wanna smoke some Tails and Comets?
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That thing in space that like uh like a circle kinda like uh space bullet
A chain of electrical appliance stores in the United Kingdoms. Have a record of f*cking people over when it comes to warranty & repair.
"Hey, you've got to get this on camera!"
"I can't. I sent it off to get repaired at comet"
"Wasn't that like 9 weeks ago?"
"Yeah..."
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