Fault

An exclamation of a general failure to achieve something. Should be shouted directly into the face of the failure to irritate to full effect.

''Shit I left my wallet on the fuckin train again"

'FAULT!'

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Chun

A word used to describe a chin with random hairs on it, or a chin with unkempt stubble that is shit to look at. Chun can also be used as an insult when describing someone.

'i'm so glad I didn't have to kiss grandma jones goodnight, she's boasting a right rabid chun!' 'why is everyone looking at me like I'm mental?' 'because you're acting like a complete chun, that's why...'

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Trittle

When you laugh so hard that you urinate slightly creating a visible wet patch on your trousers.

'What's the matter Steve?'

'I think I just trittled a bit'

'Let's have a look..Ohhhh yes you have a bit'

'Don't worry we've all had a good trittle at some point'

'One of the shit things about being old is that you're always gonna worry about visible trittle'

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Chuckles McGloat

The name given when someone is boasting and over eggs the pudding.

'What was that Stu? six nil?'

'Oh, Chuckles McGloat over here'

Banter Sheath

A condom that you keep in your wallet in spite of the fact that you know you already have a girlfriend.

'He's gone to see that bird again'

'He's proper gonna get her up the duff, his Mrs will find out!'

'Don't worry youth he's packing a banter sheath just incase'

seven hundred

An affirmation of a female's attractiveness between mates

'What do you reckon to her youth, sevenhundred?'
'Damn right, I'd roger the shit out of her'

'What do you reckon to her youth, seven hundred?'
'No dice mate she's a fuckin spartan!'

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Butter

Sex

'Dave gave her a right good buttering so he did'

'I can tell by the way she is walking she was double buttered last night'

'She loves a bit of butter in the morning'

'I buttered last night'

'You can't beat a bit of butter'

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