meezer

The word 'meezer' refers to a ladies nether regions. A bastardization of minge and beaver the word meezer is rumoured to have originated from a small rural area in france.

nick: "U fucking what!?"
sex pest: "i'm tellin ya, i found it up her meezer"
nick: "Have u washed it!?"
sex pest:"YES..........no"

The Estate

Notorious UK hood, in the east anglian town of Bedford, where drug dealing, gang banging, car alarms going off and ratty looking kids mouthing off are a daily occurence.

Yeah i gotta go meet dave on the estate, he's hookin me up with a ps2 and an eigth.

i heard that

Used to emphasise the fact that one has heard a piece of information, and whole-heartedly agrees with it.

Guy1:"Damn homey! Need'da get me some poontang tonight!
Guy2:"I heard that!"

What ya saying

A mostly annoying phrase used to greet a person.

Guy1:"What ya sayin!"
Guy2:"Shut up"

Trim hunt

To actively engage in a search to find you and a mate some trim 'fo tonite', Yee Hah!

Mate1:"You guys going town?"
Mate2:"Awwww yeah! Goin on a trim hunt"!

Lard on

Used to describe a mans state of arousal when in the presence of a fat bird.

Ben:"Dude! Check out the 20 stoner!
Andrew:"Oh yeah baby, i got a lard on fo sure!"
Ben:"Giggidy giggidy"!
Andrew:"Allll right"!

chalabi

Cannabis, either resin or leaf.

A term used in London and the South East of England. Originally nicknamed cheeba (taken from the song "Space Cowboy" by Jamiroquai) circa 1993, and subsequently becoming known as chubby. Due to the invasion of Afghanistan and the installed regime, Chelabi became the next logical progression.

Several variations on the theme are Chubby, Chubbage, Hans Chelabi, Yohans Chelabi, Corporal Chelabi, The Hans, The Corporal

"Oi! Gimp, pass me the skins, baccy and chalabi - I need to bill up"