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mexican mitten party

a lesbian sex party event in which one girl performs a mexican minivan on another while it is being done to her and the person doing it to her is having it done to herself and so on...

my weird ass sister and her friends were having a mexican mitten party last night, it sounded like stirring mac n cheese

by bassplayer2493 November 6, 2009

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canadian dust bunny

a high end brand of Canadian merkins modeled after the pubes of alanis morrissette

i decided to go to quebec for my honeymoon, so i surprised my wife with a pink canadian dust bunny

by bassplayer2493 November 6, 2009

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Mexican Nesquik

the end result of a long night of munching spicy tacos, usually a chocolate waterfall of hot shit water.

i won the world taco eating contest last night! but i was later greeted with the dreaded Mexican Nesquik

by bassplayer2493 November 3, 2009


mongolian mailbox

its when you really gotta poop, but get unexpectedly buttfucked by a 14 inch wang.

my mongolian mailbox got a special delivery today...

by bassplayer2493 November 7, 2009

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