Fishbowl

Verb. Getting so drunk you pass out with your head in a fish bowl. The person will generally not remember the experience because they were too wasted.

Person 1: "Did you see Gibby last weekend?"
Person 2: "Yeah he got fishbowled!"
Both: "Fishbowl!!!!!!!"

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politics

Democrats: "Whales can fly"
Republicans: "Giraffes are purple"

normal person: "what the fuck?"

brainwashed citizen: "If you don't even vote then you don't have any right to talk about politics"

normal person: "My god,earth is really an insane asylum!"

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