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(v) Completely forgetting who you were thinking about whilst masturbating.
I masturflaked on whether I was fantasizing about Jill or Trish, and I totally lost my boner.
(v) Masturbating to imagery of a person that you cannot stand.
I masturhated to Margaret the other day.
The po-po borealis are flashing police lights pulling someone over in the distant street as seen by yourself and your wife as you're relaxing outside.
We were relaxing outside, just chatting when the beautiful lights of the po-po borealis turned up to the north.