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(v) Masturbating to imagery of a person that you cannot stand.
I masturhated to Margaret the other day.
Masturbating while fantasizing about someone you strongly dislike/detest.
I masturhate thinking about Zac Efron.
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When you masturbate about someone who you despise. This can be done to achieve climax, or simply to confirm your hatred of someone.
Dude, I just masturhated so hard on Gwyneth Paltrow.
Why? That lady's a bitch!
Exactly!
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When one person prevents another from masturbating by being in their presence. It is a cockblock that only affects a single person. It can be accomplished by a roommate that just won't leave the apartment, a parent that won't go to bed, or even a pet that won't leave the room.
Hey, don't masturhate bro. Just leave the house for like 10 minutes and I'll be done real quick.
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The equivalent of a cock block, but when it happens during solo masturbation. Someone knocking on the door while a man is jacking off inside would be masturhating.
Jon: So what'd you do yesterday man?
Alex: I was bored as shit so I was just jacking off until my brother knocked on the door. Totally masturhating.
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Surfing a social network, and (whether intentional or no premeditation) hating on peoples' pictures. Obviously you don't post a comment, but you may tell a friend or two to check out this person, and how you think they're fake. Although it can happen with anybody, it is more common in people with ovaries.
Brit: Omg, did you see Hannah's new pictures? She's wearing A&F clothes, but she always talks about how she hates preppy clothes.
Dave: I don't care, at all. Quit with your masturhation. All you've been doing for the past 30 minutes is complaining about other girls on myspace.
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A portmanteau of masturbate and hate. To hate something or someone so much as to masturbate and ejaculate on them.
I hated the school paper so much I rolled it up and masturhated on it.
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