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The feeling of happiness and confusion one feels when your first tuft of pubes is realised.
Dude 1 : Holy shit man, i got 10 dicks
Dude 2: Ahhh dude I'm pretty sure 9 of those are pubes, you should be in a state of pubelation, congratualtions. Now good luck working out which one is your dick little man.
When stars get media publicity when photos are published showing bare pubic area.
Britney Spears got some great pubelicity the other day when paparazzi took photos of her getting out of that limo in a short shirt with no underwear! Oddly enough, she was with Paris Hilton, who is notorious for getting lots of pubelicity.
This is the term for proudly lowering one’s pants to show-off a very bushy, unlandscaped patch of pubes in public.
Lily:
OMG Daniel— I just left the grocery, and everybody saw this guy at the end of aisle 2 grinning with his whole pubic area exposed!
Daniel:
Wow, I can’t believe he chose aisle 2 for a pubelic.
The man consumes copious amounts of fruit, causing his semen to taste sweet. He proceeds to ejaculate into the woman’s mouth, while she simultaneously sucks on his furry pebbles, receiving a delicious taste of Fruity Pubeles… part of a balanced breakfast.
Barney: Dude my girlfriend has been super hungry lately, it’s kind of making her a total bitch.
Fred: Brotato, just give her a taste of some of your Fruity Pubeles and she’ll be satiated in no time.
Counting all of the pubes while you are taking a piss in a public urinal.
Ant: Dude, there had to be like 19 pubes ranging from 1-3 inches just chillin' in the urinal when I took my piss.
Mike: That's cute. I see you are studying up on your pubelic accounting.