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The feeling of happiness and confusion one feels when your first tuft of pubes is realised.
Dude 1 : Holy shit man, i got 10 dicks
Dude 2: Ahhh dude I'm pretty sure 9 of those are pubes, you should be in a state of pubelation, congratualtions. Now good luck working out which one is your dick little man.
A hardon at the worst possible time
Oh no ive got to model these new Y-front jocks in 15 seconds but i got a rigid bob-robert in my barrel-fronts
A name given to someone who has shit on the floor, shit all over the toilet bowl, or shit there pants without owning up .
Loook at that sorry son of a bitch, old plops anonymous.. He shit all over the toilet bowl and when i asked if it was him he said "likkkke no way dude" Luckily i took a sample to the laboratory and found his genetic code written all over it.
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When your nuts rub together while you walk because you have huge holes in your underwear.
Person 1 :Holy shit that guy must be a fag, look at the way hes walking
Person 2 : Nah dude hes got a case of rubber-nuts, you can hear them squeaking too
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A competition between guys to see who has the biggest dick.
Person 1 : I bet my shlong is far bigger than yours
Person 2 : Theres only 1 way to find out, lets have a dick-off
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The Vapour and/or peripheral splatterings of urine one indures at a crowded urinal
Hey dude whats with those weird yellow splotches on your flarred corderoys?
Oh shit, its pistacides from that airport urinal pissfest I had to indure....Fuck it
When you think about going to the toilet and you shit your pants
Man that new toilet is comfortable, its got all the latest nobs and dials.... dear lord i think i just filled my barrel fronts with the devils fudge...DAMN you premature evacuation
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