Obamatard

A a staunch, often combative, supporter of Democratic Party Presidential nominee Barack Hussein Obama that does not have any substantial reason for being so.

When placed in a position of defending their support, obamatards parrot the empty promises, glittering generalities and/or abstractions of the Obama campaign rhetoric.

Obamatards are highly predisposed to manipulation by visual media, group-think and a lack of analytical skills.

The obamatard used the rent money her dad gave her to buy a "Hope Change 08" shirt and a "No Bush" skin for her cell phone.

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Obamunism

a theory or system of social organization that advocates the vesting of the ownership and control of the means of production and distribution, of capital, land, etc., in the community as a whole.

Obamunism is exactly like socialism except it is newer, shinier and less icky sounding.

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