new years gay

come out as gay to family and friends on the 1st january.

dad: another new years day, time to relax before i'm back in the office.

daniel: dad, i think you already know this, i'm gay.

mom: new years gay, my boy, oh the shame, i dis own you.

dad: you're adopted, i wish.

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cabaclysm

the devastation that befalls the night clubber who cannot successfully hail a cab.

dave: what time did you get in last night

rick: i had a cabaclysm, had to walk home, didn't get back til 6am

dave: hahaha!

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hugmany

the custom of hugging everyone in sight from midnight new years eve.

carol: this is hugmany heaven..ten past and i've done fifteen

jane:..fucks sake carol, you're embarrassing

carol: piss off then..hi darlin, hugmany..no, you wanker

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