ScoMoke

The horribly thick cloud of smoke that hangs over Sydney and much of Australia's eastern seaboard throughout summer, starting in 2019 and continuing for every lengthening fire season from now on.

The name derives from the dip-shit prime minister, Scott "ScoMo" Morrison, who once took a lump of coal into parliament and claimed, "This is coal. It won't hurt you" despite mountains of science showing that burning fossil fuels like coal was killing the planet and chocking its citizens.

"Don't go outside today kids, the ScoMoke is thick as shit – like the prime minister. Stay inside and watch the cricket."

Bin Ninja

(noun) Someone who sneaks rubbish and into their neighbours' bins when their own bins are full. A bin ninja usually comes after a large gathering has filled a houses garbage receptacles. The act generally occurs at night and requires much sneaking about.

(verb) To bin ninja something.

"Man. That party was epic. What are we going to do with all these empties...the bins are full!"
"No worries man. We'll just bin ninja them into everyone else's bins tonight."

Fracking

v.

1. A process that results in the creation of fractures in rocks. The fracturing is done from a wellbore drilled into reservoir rock formations to increase the rate and ultimate recovery of oil and natural gas. Small scale operations are already taking place within farming communities.

2. The actual affect upon the environment from the extraction of gas from the ground as demonstrated in the documentary Gasland.

v. intr.

1. To be screwed over.

1.

An energy company has offered me $100, 000 to do some fracking in my backyard.

2.
Josh Fox's Gasland really shows how big energy companies are fracking both the environment and rural communities.

or,

(Person 1) "Did you hear about that fracking accident in Pennsylvania?"

(Person 2) "Yeah, that thing is really fracking all those poor farmers' drinking water."

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