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A term used to describe a particularly rabid form of "Young Earth Creationist" First coined to describe the adherents and followers of jailed Creationist Pseudoscientist Kent Hovind . Hovindists are well known for lying and falsifying evidence to support/back up their spurious claims that the Earth and indeed the Universe is only 6000 years old. They will even go so far as to attempt censorship of opposing views online with votebot attacks and by filing false DCMA reports on YouTube.
VenomFangX on Youtube is a classioc example of the typical lying Hovindists.
Ever been to the Creation Museum in Petersburg Kentucky? it is a showcase of Hovindist Stupidity and ignorance
According to Hovindist Physics, the speed of light varies thus proving young earth creationisam right and Einstein, Kepler, Newton, and Hawking wrong.
That book and website Answers in Genesis is a buch of Hovindist Baloney
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the name given to French Toast following the rash of anti-French sentiment that followed 9/11 and the start of the War on terror. Along the same patriotic lines as Freedom Fries and Democracy Dressing but had its origins in WW1 with terms such as "hot dogs" and liberty cabbage that were used for similar reasons with respect to all things German
In the Red State Diner jim quickly noticed that Liberty Toast had replaced French toast on the breakfast menu.
Would you like some good American Maple syrup with your Liberty Toast?
On todays menu: Liberty Toast with all-American scrapple, only 3.99!
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Status points measuring style, grace, and overall fierceness ascribed to female impersonators by their fellow drag queens'
First coined in the movie "Too Wong Foo" . As drag queens are often a catty lot, any individual queen's princess point total is subject to wild fluctuations and change at any time.
Ooh girl that was so not fierce, (snap, snap) you lose ALL your princess points.
Love the gown, major princess points Miss Thing!
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In the drag community, tea is particularly juicy or sought after gossip or info. Often, but not always, drag drama is associated. Tea is often served during or after drag pageants, especially in online chat sites like Carrie Fairfield where gossip feeding frenzies involving the latest drag related news are a commom occurrence.
Gurl 1: Do you have the tea on the Miss Burned Out Mess 2010 pageant? Inquiring minds want to know about the one judge.
Gurl 2:Yeah, check out the thread about it on Carrie Fairfield ,the tea is being served.
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An incompetent driver, almost always elderly that creates an ongoing road hazard by doing 25 in the passing lane, failing to use signals, ignoring the fact that green lights mean go, and switching lanes or pulling out in front of you with no warning. Despite AARP's propaganda to the contrary, they are as dangerous, if not more so than teen drivers due to failing senses and bad reflexes yet they get massive insurance discounts due to "driving experience" as opposed to the actual risk they pose to other drivers
Honey, I am going to be late, this Geritol Popper in front of me is doing 25 in a 45 zone.
Damn, that stupid Geritol Popper almost hit me. She didn't even look before she backed out onto the highway!
A 24-hour convenience store, usually located in the bad areas of town and notable for frequent incidents involving hold-ups.First coined as a joke describing convenience stores like 7-11 and Getty-Mart
Hey bro' did you hear about who stuck up the ghettomart at 5th and Main?
Hold a second, I want to stop and grab some snacks at the local ghettomart.
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As a verb:To defecate and urinate at the same time. Usually done in a hurry or with great urgency. A common military slang term used in reference to using the "facilities".
As a noun: The act of taking a shit and piss at the same time.
OK recruits! Five minute pump and dump!
Mom, where is the restroom, I have to pump and dump like yesterday!
Aaah much better, I needed that pump and dump.
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