ayumi

A badass adorable Japanese girl who looks sweet and can be incredibly accomodating, but look at her the wrong way and she will bitch-slap your sorry overstepping ass.

Ayumi makes a killer brunch but man, she smacked me for wearing my shoes in her house.

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mobofo

mother butt fucker (etymology: modern english, portmanteau: mother + butt + fucker)

Person 1: You fucking mofo.
Person 2: Fucking mobofo.
Slammed.

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