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The act of taking work done by party(ies) who have since left your organisation and transforming them from something that works like shit, to something that just about works.
What the fuck kind of drug was he taking when he wrote this fucking code. We're gonna have to do an extensive and costly Unshittening exercise on this tod.
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the act of remembrence of white dog kak, which seemingly existed only in the early to mid eighties, and as such is remembered only by a single generation that grew up poking such crumbly albino nuggets with sticks.
Does anyone remember white dog kak? why was it white? I've got such kakstalgia for white dog poo.
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When you're on your fourth conference call of the day, and you feel that rumble in your belly that suggests you're gonna have to run for it and take your laptop with you.
A Meeting where you're actually having a Poop.
Apologies for the echo, but I've had back to back meetings, so I had to make this one a Pooting...
PREXIT ( Properly Exit )
Not the shambolic BREXIT with it's รขยยฌ350M battle bus, or "control" that we magically take back from some shitting european unicorn.
Properly Exit - The moment you share a tin of SPAM with the rest of the street due to of 65% food import deficit filled only by mechanically recovered meat or chlorinated chicken.
After BREXIT Kim and Terry thought all of their bigoted dreams had come true. It wasn't until after PREXIT that Terry lost his job at Nissan and Kim had to go on the game to pay their mortgage.
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The unfounded fear of pooping in public water closets, whatever the state of cleanliness or disrepair.
William was sacred to open his bomb-bay doors on the train as he was pooperstitious...
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A number immediately before 70, and immediately after 68.
Usage: Bingo Calling.
"A meal for two with a hairy view - Number 69".
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