enron

Something an average high school graduate has never heard of - and those in college 'saw it on telly once'.

Is that a band?

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bbc

Called Belgrade Broadcastion Corporation due to impartial coverage of NATO offensive in ex-Yugoslavia. They're really, REALLY serious about the 'impartial' part.

"Switch to BBC, the peeps on CNN have started crying again"

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eurovision

Mediocre performers, crappy songs, but for some strange reason massive loads of fun - even if you're not a flaming homosexual.

Digg-loo, diggi-lei

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math class

Organized attempt to force you into exercising your brain. PE for gray matter.

Like jumping higher and higher as you get older, or running ever faster, you learn to apply your mind to more and more complex matters in math class.

Except when your teacher is a lowly paid couldn't-care-less public servant. Then you're fucked.

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