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Blumpkant

while receiving a blumpkin you catch a sudden case of severe constipation and cannot shit in turn you've received a blumpkant

i ate a giant bowl of cheesy nachos and couldnt shit so the broad gave me a blumpkant

by blumpkinboynov April 5, 2009

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blumpkant

when you jack off while taking a shit because you don't have a girl to give you a blow job

did you get that blumpkin yesterday?

no my girl left so it was a blumpkant

by captain penismilk December 20, 2009

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