White Mutt

White Mutt: noun: a white person that is from so many places you don't know where all they're from without from without an ancestry test. they will often tell you the exact percentages they get on any ancestry test they may get.

friend 1: I'm 20% German, 10% Irish, 2% Polish, 1% Scottish, .01% Jewish, 40% Scandinavian, 20% icelandic, but the reason I tan is because I'm 0.0002% Cherokee princess.

friend 2: girl. shut up. ur just a white mutt.