DickDark

One of a line of home-made coloring concoctions used to re-color or 'touch up' the coloring of an overused penis. Discoloration, or the wearing off of the natural joint color is sometimes known to happen to hyper-sexually active males.

Popular hues include Dick Dark, Weenie White, Pee-Pee Pink, and Tool Tan.

I slop on some DickDark or Weenie White a couple times a week so the ladies don't know I pitch for the other team.

Bobby's been usin' a butt load of DickDark to shine up his biddness.

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