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bricked

In sports, when someone takes a shot or attempts a pass which is way off target.
Also, basically anytime somebody screws something up really badly.

Karl Malone really bricked that shot.
I can't believe how bad you bricked that repair.
I tried to ask that chick out, but I totally bricked on the conversation.

by brentmcd October 5, 2007

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Wide Stance

A surfer who lacks the appropriate balance required for proficiency, thus needing his feet to be planted wider than normal in order to not fall off the board. Usually a beginner or otherwise kook lacking style.

Look at that wide stance kook proning in the whitewater!

by brentmcd October 1, 2007

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scrotismal

(noun) Catch-all derogatory expression meaning ridiculous, lame, lucky, or a fluke. Most often used in exasperation by the party who has just been defeated or screwed over by a longshot, lucky bounce, or otherwise flukey play.

Maaaannnn, I can't believe you made that lucky shot. That is just so scrotismal.

by brentmcd April 11, 2011


scroter

(verb): to succeed at doing something by luck or otherwise less than honorable means. A fluke. Most often used in sports. Like if you shank a golf shot, but it somehow goes in the hole anyway. Or if you call swish, but then the basketball miraculously goes off the backboard and through the hoop.

WTF? I can't believe you scrotered that last shot into the basket.
Clint Dempsey totally scrotered that ball past Robert Green in the World Cup.

by brentmcd April 11, 2011

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GAM

acronym for Grown Ass Man

Eddie Johnson is a GAM

by brentmcd May 31, 2010

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implement

implements are the three essential tools needed to smoke weed -- fire, some sort of pipe or papers, and the herb itself.

You ready? Let's go to the show. Don't forget the implements.

by brentmcd October 3, 2007

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