Bluche

Bluetooth + Douche
A person who has permanently affixed their bluetooth earpiece to their head. Bonus points if it has a blinking blue LED.

There was a bluche in line in front of me at Starbucks.

FTR

FTR - Chat acronym for "For the Record".

Alice: "Jenny, you're such a ho"
Jenny: "FTR, I never slept with John"
Alice: "You're still a ho"

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