Bluetooth + Douche
A person who has permanently affixed their bluetooth earpiece to their head. Bonus points if it has a blinking blue LED.
There was a bluche in line in front of me at Starbucks.
Pronounced Bl-uh-ck' -the ck' sounds guteral, and drops off softly.
A feeling in the stomach; of discomfort, such as gassy, discomfortable, icky. A feeling often associated with post-swimming gas induced by chlorine ingestion, or occasionally too much southern comfort or other gas inducing alcoholic drinks.
-After swimming Puato Bandito felt very bluch, and he believed it was probably pee poisoning.
Oh man that vodka made me feel bluch. I don't think I can drink anymore, gimme a rum.
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The act of blushing whilst belching. Usually in front of someone the blucher is attempting to impress.
I swallowed some air with my drink of beer and bluched right in that hottie's face.
Bluching in the middle of delivering my father's eulogy was one of the more embarrassing things in my life.
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