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James Buchanan

The worst president in American history, bar none. Yes, worse than him. And him. And him.

James Buchanan's presidency was a dumpster fire that no president should ever be able to top.

by bruh17777 May 6, 2021

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


The New York Times

A daily newspaper based in New York City, USA, established in 1851. Often abbreviated to NYT or NYTimes. Generally considered a good source of factual, if liberal-leaning, information.

Did you see that new article in The New York Times?

by bruh17777 May 6, 2021

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Dream

1) A cheater

2) A vivid nocturnal hallucination
3) An aspiration for the future

1) Dream so obviously cheated, why do his stans keep defending him?
2) I had the craziest dream last night!
3) I dream of flying to Mars.

by bruh17777 August 24, 2021


SMBC

Short for Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, a popular webcomic in the same vein of humor as xkcd. Recurring themes include pro-robot revolution propaganda and philosophically literate children.

SMBC has a hilarious inferiority complex over xkcd.

by bruh17777 May 6, 2021

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Phony

Favorite insult of "Catcher in the Rye" protagonist Holden Caulfield. Source of great anger to anyone who subjects themselves to Mr. Caulfield's rambling, circuitous narration.

This insert thing I don't like here is such a phony!

by bruh17777 May 6, 2021


Donald Trump

(1) Not the worst president ever, but only because James Buchanan bent time and space to be worse.
(2) Loser of the 2020 US Presidential Election.

Donald Trump lost the 2020 election.

by bruh17777 May 6, 2021

4πŸ‘ 381πŸ‘Ž


Kerbal

Adjective used for describing engineering projects (specifically rockets, aircraft, or spacecraft) that are massively over-engineered, have a remote chance of working as intended, or are otherwise absurd. From the game Kerbal Space Program, a popular spaceflight simulator where the player controls the space program of the titular Kerbals, a race of little green men who, in the words of one developer, "only do the wrong thing all the time, and have stumbled into being an interstellar civilization."

The Sea Dragon was so kerbal!

by bruh17777 May 6, 2021