Crudite

A French word used to refer to raw vegetables arranged in a platter. Typically served with dip.

Something Dr. Oz likes to purchase ingredients for at Wegmans (not Wegners)

Dr Oz: “ Guys that’s $20 for crudité and this doesn’t include the tequila”

Dr Oz: “ I could really go for some crudite right now”

crudite

carrots, celery, brocoflower and other related veggies offered as an appetizer/hors d'oerves and preferably served by a hebe or homo.

Would you care for any crudite today Miss?

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Crudites

The go to snack for the average Pennsylvania steel mill worker. According to Dr. Oz.

"The price of Crudites at Wegner's is outrageous! $20 for broccoli, raw asparagus, carrots, guacamole, and salsa. That's not include the tequila."

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crudite

of or pertaining to the food of small mammels in the family Leporidae of the order Lagomorpha

carrots, small tomatoes, celery, ranch dressing (the key!) as crudite

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clearwater crudites

The small pieces of organic debris that somehow miraculously survive in the bowl after you flush the toilet.

"Man, did you flush? Those clearwater crudites are back again"

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cruditated

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adj.

Used to describe something that has degenerated into an unpleasant form of it's former self.

The limes at the bottom of my Corona bottle are all cruditated.