guitar hero syndrome

when some one has been playing guitar hero for so long on expert they think the are a real guitar hero but really if you gave them a real guitar it would sound like a cat drowning whan they played

guy1: hey i just did 'dragonforce' 'throught the fire and the flames' on guitar hero 3 on expert 100%

guy2: wow really have a go on my les paul special

guy1: ok sweet *picks up guitar* *&$$&%#^%^#^&^(*$%$#@#$7 *plays horibble*

guy 2: put my guitar down the the hell outta my house and never speak to me again, buy a real guitar and get over your guitar hero syndrome u noob ass-raper

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boom headshot

a gay phrase used by nerds who play first-person shooting games, when playing and they shoot someone in the head they get excited and say BOOOOOM HEADSHOOOT!!!

nerd2134:(takes aim at players head and fires)
n00blet69: darn you got me
nerd2134: BOOM HEADSHOT!!1
n00blet69:get a life that isn't in a computer land assfuker
nerd2134:w00t owned pwned stfu

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Ned Kelly

a victorian bushranger (early gangsta) who killed people, robbed banks and did many bad things and is classed as a hero in australian history

damn you steal from the rich and kkep it for yourslef your like a modern day Ned Kelly

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stuffed

1.to be tired
2.to have eaten so much you became stuffed
3.if someone its being a tool you simply say "get stuffed" instead of get fucked.

1. "i just had a 4 hour long session with my missus im stuffed"
2. "i ate that whole chritmas turkey im stuffed"
3. Tool: hey asshole get the hell of my wife.
You: get stuffed

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sharpshooter

a sweet-ass song by the band motorhead which is fronted by the legendary "sex god" lemmy

i was listening to sharpshooter last night it rocked

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x infinity + 1

beats x infinty even though infinity means never ending.

guy1:your gay x infinity
guy2:you gay x infinity + 1
guy1:that's impossible you jackass

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dirty sanchez

a show on MTV that is similar to jackass but done by poms who do worse and sicker stunts

guy1: hey a whatched jackass 2 the other night it almost made me puke
guy2: whatch an episode of dirty sanchez and then talk to me

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