Moomer

A millenial, or beyond, working on a Boomer product or system.

A Moomer failed to follow procedures which resulted in a single corrupt file dropping 30 ywar old aviation software to its knees and preventing flights from occuring to the United States of America.

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duet

When you hear two distinctive sounds during a fart as if the sound was coming from two separate pathways to the outer atmosphere. The hand peace sign in reverse face(inner thumb facing chest) and sideways (fingers pointed horizontally to the side of the body) can be used to represent a "duet". (see "symphony")

This morning while stretching I let out a couple of duets.

Buckles

Similar to giving knuckles to another person. Using one or two hands, you give knuckles to a single boob or pair of boobs at the same time. The boobs are giving you knuckles back. Boob Knuckles (Buckles).

My wife had a coffee this morning in the kitchen and I walked by and gave her some buckles.

Pug

Pronounced (puhg) (rhymes with mug)

Definition:
The squeezing or flexing of inner pussy muscle with a penis inserted causing the sensation of a tight hug around the penis. Often felt more distinctively when not in motion related to sex or sitting still.

a. My wife pugged me several times last night after sex.

b. We laid there and pugged a few times and then went crazy.

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symphony

Similar to a duet but containing 3 or more sounds (see duet).

While leaning forward to pick up a bag of trash I released a symphony this afternoon.

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purcle

The purple circle (purcle) representing 100% investment summary on Computershare's website or app (www.computershare.com).

I have my purcle of GameStop (GME) shares registered with Computershare! BUY HODL DRS.

playdoh

Stocks that are purchased in the same security as a result of gains from previous trades of the security that happen to cover the full price of the new purchase. Essentially, no money was lost on the prior positions and the new position is sort of like free play money.

Example (in the name of the reddit revolt against market manipulators and free trade). Homer buys 10 stocks of GameStop (GME) at 200.00. Homer later sells 10 stocks of GameStop at 300.00 for a net gain of 1,000.00. Now Homer buys 5 stocks of GameStop with the 1,000.00 profit from prior sells of the stock and has no concern as of which way the market takes these stocks.

I'm trading playdoh on GameStop today while I watch the manipulators get squeezed and the corruption of the market brokerages, lenders, etc. come to light.