(friend asking if i felt the girl)
"was there any jahoobular contact?!"
"of course not, i'm not cool"
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me:"yo momma so fat she has her own zip code"
you:"*crying*"
me:"unce unce unce"
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"whatever, doesn't matter to me, not that bad". usually said with a *shrug* or something of that nature
someone:"hey this team that i've never heard of lost a game that i didn't go to"
someone else: "mneh"
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*my dream*
hot girl "feel my jahoobs, yo"
*my reality*
hot girl "get the F away from me, foo"
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