Burscough

where dead dreams go to die again

small village off Ormskirk, Lancashire, near Liverpool, Wigan and Preston, full of pikeys and a few emo's

dont go there unless you absolutely have to, oh and it's inbred too

scene 1:

Tim: "shall we go to Burscough?"

Dave: "dear god no, I dont want to shag my sister thanks"

Tim: "I do"

scene 2:
fake scouse girl:" ey mate lets go down the trainey and get bevyed off white lightning.

fake scous lad: alrite giiiiiirrrrl, give us a nosh while were derrrr!

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