Myrtle Creek

a shithole town where if you're not related to at least 80% of the people, then you've slept with 80% of the people.

notorious for it's bums, drugs, and our latest addition, Subway.

"man, what a dilemma. i want to get laid today, AND see my family. good thing i have to go to MYRTLE CREEK. two birds one stone.

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