Twatting

The act of a person whose behavior is considered to be extremely or intolerably ignorant, obnoxious, offensive or moronic.

ME:
"Hey bro when you coming by my house for a drink?"
GAZU
"Bro, my wife's "twatting" she won't let me come and hang out."

schmucktivity

(v) Describing an activity or event involving an idiot, fuckhead.

Due to John's schmucktivity, feces and urine spilled all over the bathroom floor because he flushed paper towels down the toilet bowl in a public restroom at the movie theater.