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pronounced gim-pel-schlowsed
To be drunk off one's gord.
I'm too gimpleÃläused to walk so I think I'll drive.
Larry was too gimpleÃläused to realize that he slept with his own father that night.
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To use two condoms instead of one. On the dirtiest ho's it's a good idea to wear a hazard suit instead.
Did you see that skank? I'll hit that but not first without double wrapping.
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An expensive thick condom used in leiu of double wrapping that you use on girls that might have critters.
You picked up a girl from that dive bar? Damn man you better wear a hazard suit.
OH GOD! $7 for a damn hazard suit and it had a hole in it. I got crabs, the clap and a bun in the oven... <baaam> <thud>
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A metaphorical award of achievement with army overtones for the accomplishment of having anal sex with a girl for the first time.
Did you hit that ass last night? hell yeah Yo! little Ronald just earned his brown stripes everyone! thanks man
Yo man, I earned my brown stripes last night.
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