High Point University

A hotel instead of a college. They worship their president and quote him like he is God. For kids who aren't smart enough to get into Elon and their parents don't know where else to send them. Really nice but not worth it because these kids will be living off of daddy's trust fund forever.

Person 1: Want to go to the steakhouse?
Person 2: Yeah! Boy, does High Point University prepare us well for the real world?
Person 1: Yeah for sure, like the president says, "Goodnight"

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