whorgy

An orgy of whores.

Carla: Oh look, Janie, Kayla and Chrissy are having a whorgy.

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wedneral

A wedding/funeral. There are two different definitions.

1. A wedding and a funeral occuring at the exact same time and place.

2. Realizing right after you make your vows you hate the person your getting married to.

1. Carla and Josh are having a wedding, while Jeremy is having a funeral. This is the greatest wedneral ever!

2. Chloe and Kevin Federline just got married...Oh shit, that look on Chloe's face...Looks like this is a wedneral for her!

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wand

to wand someone is to have an inappropriate sexual relationship (usually teacher-student).

derived from the book harry potter.

ron: snape was wanding harry. thats so fucking disgusting.

hermoine: its better than dumbledore and malfoy.

ron: thats true.

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pedo-leech

Someone who sucks the essence of small children. Not intended to sound as dirty as it sounds.

Someone whose presence is so disturbing that it makes babies die.

The school's only male p.e. teacher walked in the room and all of his students started having a collective epilepsy. What a pedo-leech.

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