shameless self promotion

When an urbanetizen (see urbanetizens) uses Urban Dictionary as a venue for writing good things about oneself/one's girlfriend/boyfriend/friend

Seriously, what's the point in shameless self promotion? I'd rather see words others can relate to. Urban Dictionary isn't your school bathroom wall..

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fat air

n.

What a fat person disappears into when she is out with her friends of 'normal' weight, & she suddenly gets the urge to go home & hide from the world because she feels SO fat next to her friends. This necessitates coming up with a plausible excuse to be able to leave.

Girl 1: Hey. Where's Kel? Wasn't she standing there just a moment ago??
Girl 2: She left. Said her cats needed feeding or neutering, or something.
Girl 1: I see. Guess she disappeared into fat air.

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Best Angle Photo

The photo you use as your default Facebook/MySpace/FaceSpace photo taken from your best angle. You look so good in it your friends don't think it's you.

- Have you seen Fiona's default FaceSpace photo from Halloween?? I think she lost like 10 lbs! She looks amazing!!!
- Really?? *checks* ..View the rest of the photos from that same event..
- Oh.
- Yeah..it's just a best angle photo.

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bed angels

Like making snow angels, on your bed.

I'll never amount to anything. I'm only good at making bed angels.

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urbandictators

Urbandictionary.com's "trigger-happy" Editors that click Don't Publish even if the entry is publishable, well-written Urbandictionary.com material that abides by the site's rules. Just an FYI, I don't do that.

WTF?!? I took 30 minutes rephrasing & perfecting my entry & those urbandictators chose not to publish it?? Gah, they're at it again..

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MANceptable

(man + acceptable)

Minimum sizes a certain group of women expect of men, in order to be deemed "acceptable", such as:
- Shoes = AT LEAST size 10
- Waistline = AT LEAST 30"
- Dick = AT LEAST 5" in length

(may vary from group to group)

When Phuong asked him what his shoe size was, he said "8, 8 & a half.... sometimes 9," which she did not deem MANceptable, leading to a complete lack of interest on her part

pity add

The process of, out of pity, adding as your friend on MySpace or Friendster or Facebook (etc), a person that is not exactly your friend. Usually it is the pitied person that initiates the process, so all the other person needs to do is click 'confirm' or 'yes'.

Girl 1: I keep clicking ignore but Erin keeps trying to add me on Facebook!
Girl 2: Ugh, I know! But I finally decided to pity add her..
Girl 1: But why??
Girl 2: Well, cuz her parents are divorcing & Ann says Erin's suicidal & I don't want my name in that suicide note.
Girl 1: Ooohhh.. *clicks confirm*

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