kittyflip

1) Taking ketamine or special K & XTC/MDMA
2) Female masturbation
3) When a female goes ape shit

1) I don't care about acid, I'm kittyflippin' at the party
2) She likes to kittyflip to Hentai
3) Bunny kittyflipped when she found out there was no more vodka in the liquor cabinet

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MANceptable

(man + acceptable)

Minimum sizes a certain group of women expect of men, in order to be deemed "acceptable", such as:
- Shoes = AT LEAST size 10
- Waistline = AT LEAST 30"
- Dick = AT LEAST 5" in length

(may vary from group to group)

When Phuong asked him what his shoe size was, he said "8, 8 & a half.... sometimes 9," which she did not deem MANceptable, leading to a complete lack of interest on her part

pity add

The process of, out of pity, adding as your friend on MySpace or Friendster or Facebook (etc), a person that is not exactly your friend. Usually it is the pitied person that initiates the process, so all the other person needs to do is click 'confirm' or 'yes'.

Girl 1: I keep clicking ignore but Erin keeps trying to add me on Facebook!
Girl 2: Ugh, I know! But I finally decided to pity add her..
Girl 1: But why??
Girl 2: Well, cuz her parents are divorcing & Ann says Erin's suicidal & I don't want my name in that suicide note.
Girl 1: Ooohhh.. *clicks confirm*

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Deviated Rectum

What happens to your ass after a hot, rough night of anal lovin'

gavin's 8-incher left cliff with a deviated rectum that now needs some repairin'

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tie guy

That one office guy in any given bachelor party movie scene who's gotten shitfaced, taken his tie & wrapped it around his head, at times shown with kiss marks all over his face.

- I'm appearing in the latest Kate Hudson movie!!
- As her love interest??
- No.....as the tie guy..

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urbandictators

Urbandictionary.com's "trigger-happy" Editors that click Don't Publish even if the entry is publishable, well-written Urbandictionary.com material that abides by the site's rules. Just an FYI, I don't do that.

WTF?!? I took 30 minutes rephrasing & perfecting my entry & those urbandictators chose not to publish it?? Gah, they're at it again..

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bad girl party

A gathering of females much like a bachelorette party, except there isn't 1 bacholerette whose 'freedom' is ending. Girls may or may not come in 'sexy' attire & sex toys are brought. A hired expert teaches how to give blowjobs, how to stimulate the clit, etc. At the end of the night, party favors may be handed out (edible underwear, etc). The most famous bad girl party in a movie would probably be that one from Old School with (Luke Wilson, Will Ferrell, etc).

girl 1: shanna's bad girl party was stoke! you shoulda been there, there were contests & in the last 1, the prize was...ready for this?? a jack rabbit vibrator!!!!!
girl 2: *screams* zOMG!!!!!

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