shippenducker

Generic insult or exclamation; sounds vaguely like motherfucker and can be substituted in contexts where profanity is unacceptable.

He's such a shippenducker.

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old school

Anything that is from an earlier era and looked upon with high regard or respect. Can be used to refer to music, clothing, language, or anything really.

Client: We have three PC's running MS-Dos 6.
Consultant: Shi'...that's old school.

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deathstar

An IBM DeskStar 60 or 75GB hard drive, which had a bug in the firmware which could cause massive, spontaneous data loss. Shocking to people, since IBM is generally known for having reliable, though expensive, hardware.

My deathstar died the other day. It was under warranty, but I lost all my data.

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doze

Microsoft Windows, the operating system.

The computers crashed a lot since they were all running doze.

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quail

A medium bird, often hunted for sport, and sometimes used for meat or eggs. Old world quails are in the Pheasant family; new world quails like the bobwhite or California quail are in a distinct family.

Look, a quail! I want to shoot someone in the face! Oh wait, I'm not Dick Cheney.

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playahata

(n) - One who offers truthful constructive criticism that is in opposition to popular opinion or the status quo.

I'm proud to be a playahata, somebody needs to say it the way it is.

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toth

A black mage in the original final fantasy game for Nintendo. Also the name of a car dealership in Berea, OH.

When fighting Kary for the second time, I have Toth use ICE3, and it usually puts Kary out of commission pretty quickly.

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