nuiob

Some guy that is very dumb and is pretty rude.

Person1:Hi
Person2:Go away.
Person1: why are you being such a nuiob

Simpess

Some girl that is looking for money like a whore looking for dicks

P1: hey bro i got a simpess
P2: get away from her right now, she would only want you for the money.
P1: chilll she won’t

10 minutes later

P1 gets a notification from simpess
P1: she said i’m too broke for her
P2: see, i told you she would want you only for the money